Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Funny Q and A

地點:食堂
時間:兩點半
活動:社團義賣
人物:我
食物:mi rebus
事件:一個很好玩的人在我正吃麵時走了過來

他:嘿佳麗要加入我們社團嗎?我們社團很少人叻
我:不要啦 我這個學期很忙耶
他:我這個學期也很忙啊
我:不要啦 我真的很忙
他:這個好吃咩?
我:好吃啊
他:真的不要加入我們社團嗎?我已經問了你很多個學期了叻
我:叫你買mi rebus你都不肯你要我加入你們社團?慢慢等啦你~
(問了我很多學期我每次都拒絕你就應該知道要打退堂鼓了)
他:做么你吃醬快 吃慢一點啦
我:我明天還有測驗
他:測驗什麽
我:千字文和三字經
他:……
他:做么你的皮膚每次好像濕疹醬的?
我:我本來都是濕疹患者
他:是咩?這種通常是外國人才有的叻
我:哦,是啊?
他:那你不是少數之中的少數?哈哈
我:所以呢?
他:做么你不要涂點lotion?
我:涂lotion沒有用的(起身把盤子丟進垃圾桶)
我:先走咯

如果我心情很好我會把這些問候當成關心然後再跟你解釋我的狀況但是我今天就剛剛好熱到全身癢只想快點吃完我的麵然後回房間沖凉可是同學你偏偏很不醒目地還一直問一直問你沒有聽過食不言寢不語嗎你不怕這樣會傷到別人的心嗎雖然我功力深厚level很高了但是你在我已經很累了的時候問這種問題我還是會覺得很困擾不知道要怎樣回答啊我知道同學你關心我但是問一個已經有十九年患乾性濕疹經驗的人做么不要涂點lotion不是有點多餘嗎大家都愛漂亮愛健康你覺得如果涂lotion有用的話我會讓自己全身干干癢癢坐在你面前嗎真是好笑同學我真的由衷謝謝你的關心但是如果下次看到我沒有什麽想要和你聊天的意思你可以對我的濕疹視而不見不聞不問的話我會更感激你的


Venue: canteen
Time: 2.30pm
I was having mi rebus as lunch and a guy came and sat opposite me.
he: hey jialih u wanna join our association? Our members are getting lesser and lesser..
me: i think no cuz i'm very busy this semester.
he: i'm busy too.
me: really no thanks. i'm really super busy this semester
he: is it delicious? (he's looking at my mi rebus as if it's awful)
me: yea it's.
he: why u eat so fast? eat slower la.
me: i still got test tomorrow.
he: i see. what's the test all about?
me: 三字經 and 千字文.
he: woah.
he: why ur skin always like wet eczema?
me: i suffer eczema since i was young.
he: oh is it? i supposed most of the sufferers of eczema are foreigner?
me: i don't know for sure.
he: then u are a handful ppl in a few ppl who suffer from eczema! haha..
me: and so?
he: why dont u apply some lotion?
me: lotion doesnt work.
me: i gotta go. cya.
Hey guy, i know u said this out of concern. But can't u read ppl's face when they don't really want to talk to u? I'm not hurt by ur words but i'm really exhausted to answer ur question + u re not really asking anything and expecting any answer from me. I feel itchy all over my body and i'm trying to finish my mi rebus and get back to my room for a bath as soon as possible and i'm really impatient to talk to u u know? And did u notice that i'm trying not to lose my temper in front of u? If applying lotion works i wont appear in ur sight with dry and itchy skin! I will much appreciate if u keep silent when u see my skin condition is not so good next time.. thanks..


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